A man told his wife, “I’m tired of being poor; I’m going to work overseas. ”The lavish and luxurious appearance of his home as he approached left him speechless. Thus, he packed and left for Africa. He came back some... Read more
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way I tried to steer... Read more
Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said, “Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Mable... Read more
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the... Read more
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, So one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,”... Read more
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy her husband a gift, and... Read more
Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise... Read more
Ray the chickenRay came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your... Read more
Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him... Read more
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my... Read more