Young priest stands in for father O’Reily while he’s on holiday. The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances. After mass , a woman goes into the confessionary and says. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” “What... Read more
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in... Read more
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories... Read more
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. “Oh honey,... Read more
When he discovered this ball in the kitchen, the man yelled. He didn’t anticipate having company when he got home from work. He screamed when he took a closer look and saw that the ball was obviously a living thing.... Read more
People were SHOCKED when they saw what emerged from the sea. Tourists on the Romanian coast were surprised by what they saw in the water. Along with the sea waves, a wounded dolphin was brought to the shore. The dolphin... Read more
You might have wondered what happens to airplanes when they are decommissioned. Usually, they are sold for their scrap metal value and are taken apart. But this is the story of a plane that was saved from such a fate and... Read more
Two people living in a retirement home, an elderly man and an elderly woman, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the... Read more
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.... Read more
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce. You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the... Read more