Everyone has been seen wearing a few outfits they weren’t particularly proud of. It just so happens that you put on an outfit you consider to be very fashionable, only to discover after the fact that you looked like a complete wardrobe disaster and broke the rules of fashion. Fortunately, most people in the real world are polite enough to never bring up the incident again when it occurs. Not us, however. Check out some of the most horrifying dresses ever posted online by scrolling through!
Zip It Takes on an entirely New Meaning.
Now that we think about it, maybe we should unzip it and completely switch out that dress for something that doesn’t make us want to rub our eyes. We’re not sure why the creator of this dress chose to add a large zipper straight down the center of a body-colored piece of fabric, but we do know that it was a terrible idea from which no one should attempt to draw inspiration, unless we’re talking about negative inspiration.
Additionally, we mean negative inspiration by what not to do. This is the ideal illustration of how a dress most definitely should not be made. Sorry, but we’re sure the artist has produced better pieces.
On countless levels, this is incorrect.
You know, aside from that huge obvious flaw in the dress that we dare not mention because it is too vulgar for us to directly address it, this is actually a cool dress. We adore the dress’ pink hue as well as the character’s shoddy 3D CGI appearance on the front. The dress only has one flaw, but that flaw is utterly repugnant and abhorrent.
Why on earth did they even choose to put that on the dress, I ask you. There is no doubt that it was done intentionally. Nothing like this could have happened by chance. Therefore, the question of why still stands.
Going for the Alien Man-Eating Plant Look.
Nature is untamed, man. Unfortunately, so is this person’s sense of style. Although we don’t know what she was going for with this one, we do know that it makes us feel uneasy. Although it appears to be quite R-Rated, we have no idea what that round, hairy thing is. We only hope she didn’t wear this outfit to her family gathering, which is all we can say. Her parents would have gone completely nuts.
That object on her back unmistakably looked as though it came from a horror movie. It appears to be an alien plant that consumes people, or something similar. It’s frightful.
Make Dressing Like a Bird Commonplace.
To be completely honest, we weren’t sure about this one at first, but after seeing it next to that bird’s hat, we changed our minds. We are totally addicted. Very much. Why shouldn’t we all dress as if we were cute little birds? Why don’t we all dress like this? Surely that would make a few things right in this world of ours.
We can only speak for ourselves when we say that we adore this, but we do wish that it would encourage everyone to dress in a manner that is more avian-like.
Perhaps She Went Too Far With the Camping Theme.
We need a sleeping bag for the camping trip, one of her friends was likely to say. “, at which point she replied, “No problem. You guys are in good hands with me. Because she is the sleeping bag, you see. Okay, so maybe that was a little bit cruel, but we’re not gonna lie: this outfit feels more like a piece of camping equipment than a dress. I’m sorry to the designer, but perhaps a redesign is in order.
It might seem cruel to dunk on other people’s works in this manner, but sometimes all that is needed is some constructive criticism, and we are more than happy to provide it.
Nice Outfit, But You Don’t Look Dressed.
Consequently, even though this dress isn’t as offensive or unfashionable as the earlier dresses we’ve discussed in this article, it still has a different issue: It’s not really that much of a dress. To put it another way: If you know what we mean, this dress is not exactly leaving much to the imagination in terms of dressing.
We wouldn’t be telling the truth if we said she wasn’t rocking that look, so this isn’t just ugly; it is. But the question still stands: won’t she feel a little chilly in just that?
Are those…
ravioli?
Umm.
What on Earth are those pants supposed to be? We’ll need a rundown immediately. We’re not even sure if those squares on her behind are pieces of embroidered tapestry, skin-colored patches, or literally just holes in the pants revealing the model’s framed backside, like, why would anybody in their right mind design a pair of pants like that. Why, in the name of God, is this happening?
We have seen a lot of different types of legwear over the years, but nothing quite like this. These pants are the most ridiculous thing we’ve ever seen.
The Pillowcase Look, a new spring ensemble.
You certainly look like you’re going to bed early, ma’am. That outfit undoubtedly looks like something we would use to cover our favorite pillows in bed. Actually, that dress—complete with the cover—seems to be pillows in and of itself. We don’t know why the designers of this piece of experimental sleepyhead clothing created this pillow dress, but they should probably think about the differences between bed sheets and dresses. Maybe that will benefit them.
But we can’t just roast this dress and leave out all the positive remarks. We must admit that this glossy green color is underappreciated and underused despite the pillowcase design.
It’s Not Even Appropriate To Call This A “Dress.”.
Look, when it comes to our sense of style, we’re pretty open-minded. It won’t bother us nearly as much if someone refers to a pair of loafers as “lace-up shoes” or a sweatshirt as a sweater or something similar, but it will be challenging to persuade us that whatever this is is a dress. Absolutely not a dress, that. The wearer of a dress must be, well, dressed.
And there is no way that the woman in this picture is wearing a full outfit. It’s possible that she is, and we need to revise our ideas of what constitutes appropriate attire, but this is going too far.
The Jress is a pair of jeans.
We never imagined we’d live to see the era in which the “Jress,” or jeans dress, would rule supreme. Thankfully, that day hasn’t arrived yet. But this image of a model posing flawlessly in a jeans dress has us on edge. This certainly could pass for a model for Vogue or something. We just hope that this won’t usher in a new trend of jeans-dresses that supplants the current fashion trends.
Not that the model is acting improperly; she is simply carrying out the task for which she was compensated. Our generation’s trend-setters are the cause of the issue. We beg them to prevent us from entering the Jress era.
The tactical espionage camouflage appearance.
This dress would definitely fit in a piece of desert camouflage reserved for super, top-secret agents and James-Bond-like spies, aside from the two suction cups with strange valves coming right out of them where the model’s bra should be. But when you’re trying to blend in, those suction cups are quite the contradiction. You have to blend in with your surroundings, but didn’t this lady learn anything in camouflaging 101?
Furthermore, we haven’t discussed the situation with her feet. Why does this lady have tinfoil furled across her feet, are those shackles, is that a bunch of scrambled tinfoil?
Indeed, we ought to do the same.
According to the proverb “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder,” so you can bet that whatever is lying there before him isn’t very beautiful when the beholder begins to close his eyes. We’re not sure what sort of unfashionable demon made this woman wear this dress, but it’s clear that she’s trying to resist in the only way she knows how: by avoiding having to look at the dress she’s wearing.
We’re kidding, of course.
Although the dress isn’t as bad as some of the others on this list, we still wouldn’t wear it out in public. Also, we would close our eyes.
Source: https://dailywize.com/these-people-wore-the-worst-dresses-in-the-world-and-theres-no-forgiving-that/
